Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
*I most certianly did not beg my 5 year old to tell me what I could do to get him to listen to me. He did not respond with "Mommy, I always listen to you" Could have fooled me!
*I also did not ground him after he knocked the tv off the stand while trying to get a Lego that he threw behind the tv. My child would never throw things or disobey my rules.
*I would never ever pray to God to help me to stop yelling at Jacob so much. I would never yell I always handle things with a calm voice and I never loose my composure.
*After the alleged TV accident, I would never never never pull the cords out of the back of the playstation, grab the game controller, and hold them out in front of Jacob declaring them "Mine Now"
*Then in pure desperation this morning I would never log onto the church's website and sign up for the "Effective Parenting in a Defective World" small group. I most certianly have the parenting thing down pat.
Now that I have shared my Not Me Monday ... give it a shot yourself. Clear your head and your conscience of the things you may or may not have done.
I'd say you have it down perfectly. I've never done any of the things you have LOL
ReplyDeletePlease check out the things I haven't done at:
http://eightymphmom.blogspot.com