Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Oh yes it is Monday - barely!

This past week I definitely did NOT make woodland creature food (just like MckMama) and my son did NOT love it!

I also did NOT go to Whole Foods and purchase every snack and soy milk and Ezechiel bread I could find. I am NOT going to try a Gluten - Free diet for my son who DOESN'T struggle with attention issue.

I did NOT slam my finger into the steering wheel after getting into the car after leaving Whole Food's store so hard that my finger nail started bleeding. I also did NOT hold my hand above my head so that it wouldn't hurt so much. And I did NOT tell my son that my finger feels much better when he is quiet.

Saturday morning I definitely did NOT oversleep and miss Jacob's soccer game that started at 10 a.m. It is also NOT a good thing that Jacob was at R's house so he made his soccer game. I would NOT accept the bad mommy award for missing his soccer game and also miss him score another goal.

My super sweet boyfriend, Dan, and I would NEVER EVER spend all day Saturday and Sunday painting my bedroom a beautiful shade of gray instead of the super ugly butter cream yellow that was on the walls when I bought my condo. (Every room and ceiling was NOT painted an ugly butter cream yellow when I bought my condo 2 years ago! I have NOT only painted the bathroom, Jacob's room , and now finally my room since I moved in.)

My wonderful brothers Mark and Michael are NOT coming over tomorrow and Wednesday to paint the dining room, living room, hallway, and stairway in return for gas money and lunch money. I would NEVER use my brother's like that.

Whooh ... I feel so much better now that I got all those things - that I DID NOT DO - off my chest. You should try it now. Everybody is doing it! No seriously - check out MckMama's blog and see who else would NEVER EVER do anything silly like I have NOT done.

I hope you are enjoying your week.

Mindy