Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
*I most certianly did not beg my 5 year old to tell me what I could do to get him to listen to me. He did not respond with "Mommy, I always listen to you" Could have fooled me!
*I also did not ground him after he knocked the tv off the stand while trying to get a Lego that he threw behind the tv. My child would never throw things or disobey my rules.
*I would never ever pray to God to help me to stop yelling at Jacob so much. I would never yell I always handle things with a calm voice and I never loose my composure.
*After the alleged TV accident, I would never never never pull the cords out of the back of the playstation, grab the game controller, and hold them out in front of Jacob declaring them "Mine Now"
*Then in pure desperation this morning I would never log onto the church's website and sign up for the "Effective Parenting in a Defective World" small group. I most certianly have the parenting thing down pat.
Now that I have shared my Not Me Monday ... give it a shot yourself. Clear your head and your conscience of the things you may or may not have done.